(Passing requires 8 correct answers...the answers to the quiz are below)
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
(Continue to check your answers) - - - - - - - - -
- All done? Check your answers below !
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name?
Albert
8) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Thirty years
What do you mean you failed!???
Fun-o-mad
Dive in the pool of fun and get mad laughing at all...bcz laughing is the best medicine...Have fun and enjoy...
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Wife should be like this...
Aisi apni Wife ho..................
>
> 5'5" jiski height ho,
> Jeans jiski tight ho,
> Chehara jiska bright ho,
> Weight mein thori light Ho,
> Umar me difference slight ho,
> Thori see wo quiet ho,
> Aise apni Wife ho.
>
> Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
> Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
> India ki paidaish ho,
> Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
> Aisi apni Wife ho.
>
> Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
> Dinner candle light ho,
> Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
> Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
> Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
> Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho",
> Aise apni Wifeho.
>
> kaash yeh kalpana .0001 percent bhi right ho
> agar aisi apni wife ho
> to kya hasin life ho
> har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
> kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
> khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho
> ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
> aisi apni wife ho........
>
> 5'5" jiski height ho,
> Jeans jiski tight ho,
> Chehara jiska bright ho,
> Weight mein thori light Ho,
> Umar me difference slight ho,
> Thori see wo quiet ho,
> Aise apni Wife ho.
>
> Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
> Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
> India ki paidaish ho,
> Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
> Aisi apni Wife ho.
>
> Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
> Dinner candle light ho,
> Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
> Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
> Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
> Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho",
> Aise apni Wifeho.
>
> kaash yeh kalpana .0001 percent bhi right ho
> agar aisi apni wife ho
> to kya hasin life ho
> har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
> kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
> khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho
> ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
> aisi apni wife ho........
Women Chemical Properties...
Woman - A Chemical Analysis
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Element Name: Woman
Periodic Chart Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Generally accepted as 110 lbs., but known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.
Occurence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1.Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2.Boils with no provocation.
3.Freezes up solid unexpectedly.
4.Melts if given special treatment.
5.Bitter if incorrectly used or ignored.
6.Yields to pressure applied to certain points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones such as diamonds, rubies and sapphires among others.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning or reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports car.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green with envy when placed beside a better specimen.
3. Defies proper aging analysis techniques.
HAZARDS
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one at a time although several can be maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come into contact with each other.
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Element Name: Woman
Periodic Chart Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Generally accepted as 110 lbs., but known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.
Occurence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1.Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2.Boils with no provocation.
3.Freezes up solid unexpectedly.
4.Melts if given special treatment.
5.Bitter if incorrectly used or ignored.
6.Yields to pressure applied to certain points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones such as diamonds, rubies and sapphires among others.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning or reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports car.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green with envy when placed beside a better specimen.
3. Defies proper aging analysis techniques.
HAZARDS
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one at a time although several can be maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come into contact with each other.
Marriage....
Dear friends
here is something u will read & njoy.
1. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Before
we met.
2. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
3. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the
carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She
replied, "In the lake."
4. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
5. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool
when married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear,
but I was in love and
didn't notice."
6. When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him
keep her.
7. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to interrupt her.
8. My girlfriend told me I should be more
affectionate. So I got myself two
girlfriends.
9. A man said his credit card was stolen but he
decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife
did.
10. Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, You
wish you had ordered that.
11. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
12. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much
does it cost to get
married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm
still paying."
13. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens
in every country, son.
14. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was
until I got married; then it was too late.
15. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted." The next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same:
"Please take mine."
here is something u will read & njoy.
1. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Before
we met.
2. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
3. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the
carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She
replied, "In the lake."
4. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
5. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool
when married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear,
but I was in love and
didn't notice."
6. When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him
keep her.
7. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to interrupt her.
8. My girlfriend told me I should be more
affectionate. So I got myself two
girlfriends.
9. A man said his credit card was stolen but he
decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife
did.
10. Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, You
wish you had ordered that.
11. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
12. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much
does it cost to get
married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm
still paying."
13. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens
in every country, son.
14. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was
until I got married; then it was too late.
15. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted." The next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same:
"Please take mine."
Thursday, June 17, 2010
WOMEN..The unexception Creation of GOD...
Women Are Complex Creatures
>If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen
>If you don't, you are not a man
>If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
>If you don't, you are good for nothing
>If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
>If you don't, you do not understand
>If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
>If you don't, you are half a man
>If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
>If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
>If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
>If you don't, you are a dull boy
>If you are jealous, she says it's bad
>If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
>If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
>If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
>If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait""
>If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
>If she is visited by another, 'Oh! It’s natural, we are girls'
>If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
>If you kiss her too many, she tells that you are taking advantage
>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
>If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
>If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
>If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
>If she talks, she wants you to listen
>If you listen, she wants you to talk.
>So simple, yet so complex
>So weak, yet so powerful
>So confusing, yet so desirable
>...women!
>If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen
>If you don't, you are not a man
>If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
>If you don't, you are good for nothing
>If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
>If you don't, you do not understand
>If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
>If you don't, you are half a man
>If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
>If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
>If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
>If you don't, you are a dull boy
>If you are jealous, she says it's bad
>If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
>If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
>If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
>If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait""
>If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
>If she is visited by another, 'Oh! It’s natural, we are girls'
>If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
>If you kiss her too many, she tells that you are taking advantage
>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
>If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
>If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
>If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
>If she talks, she wants you to listen
>If you listen, she wants you to talk.
>So simple, yet so complex
>So weak, yet so powerful
>So confusing, yet so desirable
>...women!
IT Ramayan...Just Think about an IT professional writing The Ramayan...
> LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR
> named DOS-rat.
> Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
> gave an OUTPUT
> of four SUNs-- RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest
> was a MICROCHIP with
> excellent MEMORY . His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
> Once when RAM was only 16MB,he married princess 'C'ta. 12 years
> passed and DOS-rat decided to
> INSTAL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who
> was once offered a boon by
> DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took this opportunity at the
> instigation
> of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),and insisted that her son
> Bug-rat be
> INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this
> cruel and unexpected demand, a
> SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to
> LOG INTO forest
> and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on
> LOGGING IN with his brother.
> The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of
> RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.
> Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
> politely declined. Perceiving
> 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill
> her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
> where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached
> his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a
> golden stag and drew RAM deep
> into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with
> his last breath,cried out
> desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
> SOUND,'C'ta urged
> LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van
> DELINKED 'C'ta from her
> LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------
> INTERVAL
> -----------------------------------------------------
> RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the
> forest. They made
> friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his
> powerful co-processor
> Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
> PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing
> 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS
> SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to
> 'EXCITE' the birds and
> animals not to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO
> SEEK' something about
> 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with
> 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.
> Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
> RISKy TECHNOLOGY
> and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon
> Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED
> himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found
> 'C'ta weeping under
> a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify
> himself to 'C'ta. After
> DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a
> STATUS_OK MESSAGE
> to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured
> Ha-NEUMAN and
> tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed
> to spread chaos
> by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE
> from LAN-ka and conveyed
> all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to
> take the all
> powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the
> RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost
> DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN
> resorted to
> some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
> SOURCE
> CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's
> presense
> on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
> spreaded
> his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS
> and every
> one lived happily everafter.
> named DOS-rat.
> Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
> gave an OUTPUT
> of four SUNs-- RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest
> was a MICROCHIP with
> excellent MEMORY . His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
> Once when RAM was only 16MB,he married princess 'C'ta. 12 years
> passed and DOS-rat decided to
> INSTAL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who
> was once offered a boon by
> DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took this opportunity at the
> instigation
> of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),and insisted that her son
> Bug-rat be
> INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this
> cruel and unexpected demand, a
> SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to
> LOG INTO forest
> and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on
> LOGGING IN with his brother.
> The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of
> RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.
> Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
> politely declined. Perceiving
> 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill
> her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
> where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached
> his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a
> golden stag and drew RAM deep
> into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with
> his last breath,cried out
> desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
> SOUND,'C'ta urged
> LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van
> DELINKED 'C'ta from her
> LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------
> INTERVAL
> -----------------------------------------------------
> RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the
> forest. They made
> friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his
> powerful co-processor
> Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
> PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing
> 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS
> SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to
> 'EXCITE' the birds and
> animals not to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO
> SEEK' something about
> 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with
> 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.
> Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
> RISKy TECHNOLOGY
> and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon
> Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED
> himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found
> 'C'ta weeping under
> a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify
> himself to 'C'ta. After
> DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a
> STATUS_OK MESSAGE
> to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured
> Ha-NEUMAN and
> tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed
> to spread chaos
> by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE
> from LAN-ka and conveyed
> all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to
> take the all
> powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the
> RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost
> DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN
> resorted to
> some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
> SOURCE
> CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's
> presense
> on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
> spreaded
> his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS
> and every
> one lived happily everafter.
A Funny Distinction Between a GRE Student and a Normal Man...
GRE STUDENT and NORMAL MAN.
|
GRE STUDENT: Surveillance should precede saltation.
| A NORMAL PERSON: look before you leap
|
| A GRE STUDENT: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
| A NORMAL PERSON: twinkle, twinkle, little star
|
| A GRE STUDENT: The person presenting the ultimate
| cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
| A NORMAL PERSON : he who laughs last, laughs the best
|
| A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
| auriferous.
| A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
| A NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
| A NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
| A NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
|
| A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries
of
| small, green, biophytic
| plant.
| A NORMAL PERSON : a rolling stone gathers no moss
|
| A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
| congregate.
| A NORMAL PERSON : birds of the same feather flock together
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
| A NORMAL PERSON : beauty is only skin deep
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
| rectitude.
| A NORMAL PERSON : cleanliness is godliness
|
| A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
| departed lacteal fluid.
| A NORMAL PERSON : there's no use crying over spilt milk.
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
| A NORMAL PERSON : spare the rod and spoil the child
|
| A GRE STUDENT : The stylus is more potent than the rapier.
| A NORMAL PERSON : the pen is mightier than the sword
|
| A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
| canine with innovative
| maneuvers.
| A NORMAL PERSON : u can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
| interludes of hedonistic diversion
| renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
| A NORMAL PERSON : all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices
| would be advised to refrain from
| catapulting petrious projectiles
| A NORMAL PERSON : people who live in glass houses should not throw stones
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in
| ignited carbonaceous materials,
| there is conflagration.
| A NORMAL PERSON : where there's smoke, there's fire
|
GRE STUDENT: Surveillance should precede saltation.
| A NORMAL PERSON: look before you leap
|
| A GRE STUDENT: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
| A NORMAL PERSON: twinkle, twinkle, little star
|
| A GRE STUDENT: The person presenting the ultimate
| cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
| A NORMAL PERSON : he who laughs last, laughs the best
|
| A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
| auriferous.
| A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
| A NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
| A NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
| A NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
|
| A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries
of
| small, green, biophytic
| plant.
| A NORMAL PERSON : a rolling stone gathers no moss
|
| A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
| congregate.
| A NORMAL PERSON : birds of the same feather flock together
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
| A NORMAL PERSON : beauty is only skin deep
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
| rectitude.
| A NORMAL PERSON : cleanliness is godliness
|
| A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
| departed lacteal fluid.
| A NORMAL PERSON : there's no use crying over spilt milk.
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
| A NORMAL PERSON : spare the rod and spoil the child
|
| A GRE STUDENT : The stylus is more potent than the rapier.
| A NORMAL PERSON : the pen is mightier than the sword
|
| A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
| canine with innovative
| maneuvers.
| A NORMAL PERSON : u can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
| interludes of hedonistic diversion
| renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
| A NORMAL PERSON : all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
|
| A GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices
| would be advised to refrain from
| catapulting petrious projectiles
| A NORMAL PERSON : people who live in glass houses should not throw stones
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| A GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in
| ignited carbonaceous materials,
| there is conflagration.
| A NORMAL PERSON : where there's smoke, there's fire
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