A Funny Distinction Between a GRE Student and a Normal Man...

GRE STUDENT and NORMAL MAN.
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GRE STUDENT: Surveillance should precede saltation.
| A NORMAL PERSON: look before you leap
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| A GRE STUDENT: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
| A NORMAL PERSON: twinkle, twinkle, little star
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| A GRE STUDENT: The person presenting the ultimate
| cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
| A NORMAL PERSON : he who laughs last, laughs the best
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| A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
| auriferous.
| A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold
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| A GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
| A NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
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| A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
| A NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
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| A GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
| A NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
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| A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries
of
| small, green, biophytic
| plant.
| A NORMAL PERSON : a rolling stone gathers no moss
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| A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
| congregate.
| A NORMAL PERSON : birds of the same feather flock together
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| A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
| A NORMAL PERSON : beauty is only skin deep
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| A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
| rectitude.
| A NORMAL PERSON : cleanliness is godliness
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| A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
| departed lacteal fluid.
| A NORMAL PERSON : there's no use crying over spilt milk.
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| A GRE STUDENT : Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
| A NORMAL PERSON : spare the rod and spoil the child
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| A GRE STUDENT : The stylus is more potent than the rapier.
| A NORMAL PERSON : the pen is mightier than the sword
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| A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
| canine with innovative
| maneuvers.
| A NORMAL PERSON : u can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
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| A GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
| interludes of hedonistic diversion
| renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
| A NORMAL PERSON : all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
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| A GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices
| would be advised to refrain from
| catapulting petrious projectiles
| A NORMAL PERSON : people who live in glass houses should not throw stones
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| A GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in
| ignited carbonaceous materials,
| there is conflagration.
| A NORMAL PERSON : where there's smoke, there's fire