WOMEN..The unexception Creation of GOD...

Women Are Complex Creatures

>If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen
>If you don't, you are not a man
>If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
>If you don't, you are good for nothing
>If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
>If you don't, you do not understand
>If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
>If you don't, you are half a man
>If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
>If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
>If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
>If you don't, you are a dull boy
>If you are jealous, she says it's bad
>If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
>If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
>If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
>If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait""
>If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
>If she is visited by another, 'Oh! It’s natural, we are girls'
>If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
>If you kiss her too many, she tells that you are taking advantage
>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
>If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
>If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
>If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
>If she talks, she wants you to listen
>If you listen, she wants you to talk.
>So simple, yet so complex
>So weak, yet so powerful
>So confusing, yet so desirable
>...women!