Some Funniest Questions and answers...
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Jokes
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Q:Why has no woman been on the moon?Because it doesn't need cleaning yet
Teacher: Mike, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?
Mike: No, Miss.
Teacher: Then stop acting the fool!
Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships!
Q: How do electric eels taste?
A: Shocking!
Q: What is Father Christmas's wife called
A: Mary Christmas!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Spice Girl with a Takeaway?
A: Egg Fried Spice!
Q: Where do spiders play football?
A: Webley!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming Trunks!
Q: What do you give an injured lemon?
A: Lemonade!
Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
A: Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter ?
A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.
Q: WHAT DID THE LION SAY WHEN HE SAW THE KID ON HIS SKATE BOARD?
A: MEALS ON WHEELS
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea (no eyed deer)
Q: Which side of a hen has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left?
A: None were left! All the rest were copy cats!
Q: Why did the cook hunt his eggs ?
A: Because he liked them poached!
Q: What is tall,sweet and french ?
A: The trifle tower!
Q: Where were lemons first found?
A: In a tree!
Q: Where was the Queen of England crowned?
A: On her head!
Q: What's black and white and green and black and white?
A: Two Zebras fighting over a tree branch
Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: If we get together, we could make some cents.
Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: WOOO HOOO,that’s real fast man!!
Q: Simon can you spell yourname backwards?
A: nomis!
Q: How do you stop fish from smelling?
A: Cut their noses off.
Q: what time do you go to the dentist?
A: tooth-hurty!
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