> LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR
> named DOS-rat.
> Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
> gave an OUTPUT
> of four SUNs-- RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest
> was a MICROCHIP with
> excellent MEMORY . His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
> Once when RAM was only 16MB,he married princess 'C'ta. 12 years
> passed and DOS-rat decided to
> INSTAL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who
> was once offered a boon by
> DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took this opportunity at the
> instigation
> of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),and insisted that her son
> Bug-rat be
> INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this
> cruel and unexpected demand, a
> SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to
> LOG INTO forest
> and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on
> LOGGING IN with his brother.
> The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of
> RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.
> Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
> politely declined. Perceiving
> 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill
> her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
> where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached
> his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a
> golden stag and drew RAM deep
> into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with
> his last breath,cried out
> desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
> SOUND,'C'ta urged
> LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,RAW-van
> DELINKED 'C'ta from her
> LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------
> INTERVAL
> -----------------------------------------------------
> RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the
> forest. They made
> friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his
> powerful co-processor
> Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
> PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing
> 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS
> SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to
> 'EXCITE' the birds and
> animals not to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO
> SEEK' something about
> 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with
> 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES.
> Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
> RISKy TECHNOLOGY
> and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon
> Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED
> himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found
> 'C'ta weeping under
> a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify
> himself to 'C'ta. After
> DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a
> STATUS_OK MESSAGE
> to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured
> Ha-NEUMAN and
> tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed
> to spread chaos
> by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE
> from LAN-ka and conveyed
> all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to
> take the all
> powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the
> RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost
> DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN
> resorted to
> some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
> SOURCE
> CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's
> presense
> on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
> spreaded
> his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS
> and every
> one lived happily everafter.
No comments:
Post a Comment