Marriage....

Dear friends
here is something u will read & njoy.

1. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Before
we met.

2. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.

3. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the
carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She
replied, "In the lake."

4. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

5. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool
when married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear,
but I was in love and
didn't notice."

6. When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him
keep her.

7. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't
like to interrupt her.

8. My girlfriend told me I should be more
affectionate. So I got myself two
girlfriends.

9. A man said his credit card was stolen but he
decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife
did.

10. Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, You
wish you had ordered that.

11. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.

12. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much
does it cost to get
married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm
still paying."

13. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens
in every country, son.

14. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was
until I got married; then it was too late.

15. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted." The next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same:
"Please take mine."